ON DECK: More completely and utterly (not) shocking admissions
Since Lance Armstrong had the courage to come out to Oprah and admit something so shocking, so out of left field, that he had doped during his reign of cycling, I thought I would confess to some shocking things to you readers.
I admit it, I do enjoy a cold beer on a hot summer day. There are times that where I'm not totally sure how to spell a word. Even though I've been in Yuma for over a year now, I still haven't been to Mexico.
Maybe this will come to a surprise, but I like to eat pepperoni pizza, see action movies and drive down the freeway with my window down.
I like to eat sunflower seeds at baseball games. I hardly ever floss. I find the show “Seinfeld” funny.
I, like Armstrong, felt like I've been living a lie holding in these truths for so long. I'm sure my admissions are just as shocking as it was that Armstrong was lying about being clean.
I sincerely, deeply apologize.