Best of the Rest

February 11, 2008 - 3:14 PM

As you read your way throught the 2007 Yuma's Best section, perhaps the idea occurred to you that not everything fits conveniently into a database.

In fact, even though most people will answer the questions in a direct way, some people just can't help themselves, and pop off with odd answers.

So, we dug a little deeper, and got to the wierd, the wacky, the wonderful responses from your friends and neighbors.

Enjoy our send up of the Best of the Rest, 2007.

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Entertainment

- $20 date

- Arizona Ted's

- Goodwill 50% off day

- Mexico/The Green Door

- Wife

Free Entertainment

- Cops

- Dog Show - I'll show you my dog if you show me yours

- Grandsons

Local Radio/TV Personality

- Cole

Local TV Station

- ESPN - Local, dude, local

Lovers Lane

- Candy Cane Lane - kinda public for a make-out session, isn't it?

- Behind Fisher's Landing Resort Boatdock - gave away your secret!

- Church - Really? WWJD?

Non-movie Date

- Jeeping - "Strap'er in there, sweetie!"

Place to Dance

- Bellydance Class - So liberating! In a room full of mirrors!

- Mexico - The entire country is your club, eh?

Place to Find a Date

- Driving Range - Yes, of course, now that you've RUINED MY CONCENTRATION I'll go out with you...

Picnic Spot

- Behind Civic Center - Amen

Place to Meet New Friends

- I would like to because I have no friends - Then read the list of winners, lonely.

All-Around Restaurant

- Danny's BBQ or anything he cooks - I think you nominate him every year...

American (Food)

- Wm Mendoza, Sr - Not the best example of food, probably

Bar/Tavern

- Two Rivers Ren Faire Pub, where else can you get mead?

Catering Service

- Tres Amigos - Hey, they sound like friendly guys...

Italian Food

- My fettucini alfredo - Can I come over?

Margarita

- My house - Are you Vicki? Vicki makes a mean margarita...

Martini

- Ric - Who is Ric, and how can I get one (a martini, that is)?

Menudo

- Mom

- My Mom's

- My Momma's

- Grandma's - Menudo - a soup only your offspring will drink... or chew!

Restaurant for Kids

- Any place that is nice to kids - Well, that seems a little obvious...

Gift Shop

- Ebay - Ah, the world is your oyster, right?

Hair Salon

- Our shop - That gives us a lot to go on, thanks.

Place to Network

- My house - Your own little kingdom, eh?

Wireless Provider

- No Such Thing - Too many dropped calls gotcha down?

Friendly Grocery Checker

- Anywhere they have self-checkouts - misanthrope...

Place to People Watch

- The Airport - "Where are you going?" "Dallas, where are you going?" "Nowhere."

Place to Propose

- Main Street Fountain - Wear your orange road crew vest...

Reason to Live in Yuma

- Three Hours from Everywhere - Now that's optimistic!

Bike Ride

- Sugar Loaf - on a bike? Most 4x4s won't make that trek!

Steak

- Ric - again?