Please don't share your spittle on the sidewalk

Certain men in Yuma need this week's First Take to be less silly and more of a public service announcement with a serious message.
Ready for it?
Stop spitting in public. Don't do it again. Ever. Please and thank you.
Nothing kills the appetite quite like driving up to a restaurant just in time to see some rude dude go "ho-whock POOT" onto the sidewalk. I swear that sometimes they almost look proud of themselves.
And yes, this exact thing happened recently, and it seems to be an unpleasant trend on the rise. Have you noticed it, too?
I apologize for such a distasteful topic this morning, but maybe a little public education is in order. I'm certainly not going to say anything to these crude spittle pitchers. I mean, they spit in public. How nice could they be? They would probably chuck a wet little present onto my shoe.