How to bring together nation
Here is my latest proposal to unite America.
To eliminate wasteful spending in the good ol' USA, we should legalize all illegal drugs, such as marijuana, cocaine and meth.
Then allow all unemployed Mexicans to come across and sell us these drugs, plus Viagra for the seniors and snowbirds, just like they sell you gum (chicle) and trinkets (curios) at their border crossings.
Just think of the huge savings versus all that drug interdiction going on.
After they make all this money, they can go back to their country of origin, our neighbor, of course.
Just imagine the huge savings once we get rid of ICE, Homeland Security, INS, IRS, FBI, CIA, NSA, ATF and all them EPA sap-suckers. Plus we'll get rid of Janet Napolitano, Jan Brewer, Sheriff Arpaio, Gary Pierce and all them “Publicans.”
Bear with me. With all these savings, we can afford to send them all back to their country of origin, plus all those Pilgrims, too. The rest of us 47-percenters will live happily ever after here in pleasant valley, enjoying the land of milk and honey and thinking God for no more Publicans.