Differences between liberals and conservatives
If conservatives don't like guns, they just don't buy one.
If liberals don't like guns, then they think no one should have one.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he or she won't eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he or she thinks about how to defeat his enemy. While a liberal sees a foreign threat, they wonder how to surrender gracefully and still look good.