Thieving goblins steal decorations
My husband and I enjoy decorating our yard for the Halloween and Christmas seasons. The other evening we noticed a truck drive by, stop, and minutes later, one of our expensive, weatherproof, ground-breaking zombies was missing. We removed the others, thinking the criminals might return.
Later, in the wee hours, our neighbor saw people in our yard taking down our large inflatable Halloween decorations, and he called the police. Now our yard is bare.
If anyone sees an 8-foot brown inflatable tree with two white ghosts wrapped around it and a huge inflatable animated black and green spider, please contact me at 782-9274. The zombie may be nearby.
There are thieves among us, and the lowest kind. I suggest people think twice about putting out Christmas decorations until the police are able to apprehend these scum-sucking bottom-dwellers.
Constance Uribe, M.D.